R*n Reports: Hash 902, March 24, 2019

…I may have mentioned it once but I think I got away with it…. The Wolf The start of this Hash was all whispers about a wolf. Now, I thought people were talking about ‘the Wolf’, a german Hasher of repute who visited us at the Porquerolles many beers ago and then passed away on…

It was the promise of pre-ordered FISH n’chips that lured 4 Oslo Hashers to join Riviera run 893. On our arrival, a SHOAL of 25-30 Hashers were FLOUNDERing around at the CARPark at the end of the bloody big bridge. Some were admiring their MULLET haircuts whilst others were PERCHed on seats admiring the sun…

Run No. 851 Location; Villefranche sur Mer Hares; Cums Quicker and Perpetual Motion Scribe; Anne Chovey   A King, Two Queens, Two Knaves and a pack.   What is there not to like? Hot sunny day, semi naked people on the beach, convivial group of like minded pervs. and another shitty day in Paradise.  …

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St Patrick’s Day run, hared by Supermarket Trolley and Farty Bum A quick Irish joke to start. Well I am assuming it is Irish only because the name is Paddy……………………………..other Jokes are available. Paddy was arrested and sent for trial for armed bank robbery. After due deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, ‘Not…