R*n Reports: Hash 902, March 24, 2019

Previous Run Reports

It was the promise of pre-ordered FISH n’chips that lured 4 Oslo Hashers to join Riviera run 893. On our arrival, a SHOAL of 25-30 Hashers were FLOUNDERing around at the CARPark at the end of the bloody big bridge. Some were admiring their MULLET haircuts whilst others were PERCHed on seats admiring the sun…

Following on with this theme here is the report for run number 863 Hare; Perpetual Motion and a few P’s……… Location; Lake Cassien Scribe; Lou Smorrals Nobody knew what happened so I have made up some shit.     Here follows a true report of the last Hash. Only the facts have been changed to…

…I may have mentioned it once but I think I got away with it…. The Wolf The start of this Hash was all whispers about a wolf. Now, I thought people were talking about ‘the Wolf’, a german Hasher of repute who visited us at the Porquerolles many beers ago and then passed away on…

Cagnes Y Lacey ride again Crisis, what crisis? A hole in the diary (no, not a**hole in the diary) was valiantly filled by our very own Canadian Mountie Farty Bum. To the rescue again, hurrah! Once Farty Bum had taken the initiative, hashers were queuing up to help her and it fell to Lonely, fresh…

Hares; The Duchess of Cambridge and Lonely Location; Laigueglia, Italy Date; Sunday 1st. October 2017 The Only Way is Up    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtKADQnjQmc     Just wish it was this simple. The wonderful weekend continues with the R.A. ensuring just enough cloud cover to ensure ideal running weather.  Just how many will actually run though ? Or…