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R*N Report 935 – St Agnes 2020

Can you spot Incredible Hulk in this Video…? Hash Number : 935 Location: Sainte Agnes Hares Contessa and Cumalot with special technical assistance from Farty Bum and Heavy Pants. (Eh? Ed.) Scribe: Paddy O’dors with technical input from our man Locked Down in Ireland. Now to the write up.  as Shakespeare would say, 2B or…

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R*n Reports: Hash 902, March 24, 2019

Walkers Reportv3 – Contessa -LE MUY 24 March 2019 Run report 902

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Run report 901: Don’t mention the Wolf – by Norma Stitts

…I may have mentioned it once but I think I got away with it…. The Wolf The start of this Hash was all whispers about a wolf. Now, I thought people were talking about ‘the Wolf’, a german Hasher of repute who visited us at the Porquerolles many beers ago and then passed away on…

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R*N Report 897 – Buns and Tightwad

Tight Wad and Buns build up an appetite for their OnOn Last time I wrote a run report, Sadist had also decided to knock one off, meaning that you lucky readers were able to get 2 for the price of 1. Well, you got Sadist’s fine oeuvre and also my drivel as the special “bargain basement post-Christmas” one thrown…

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Run No. 89?

Hare; Iron Lady. Location: La Napoule Scribe; Percy Veere Not long to go now………………… Maybe that is why our Religious Adviser and his deputy were not in attendance. They have jumped ship in advance of the Brexit. However, Padre stayed behind administer proceedings in his usual, ineffable, calm manner and  asked if anyone wanted to stand…

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R*n Report 894 – Making R*n Reports Great Again

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R*N Report 893 – A fishy story

It was the promise of pre-ordered FISH n’chips that lured 4 Oslo Hashers to join Riviera run 893. On our arrival, a SHOAL of 25-30 Hashers were FLOUNDERing around at the CARPark at the end of the bloody big bridge. Some were admiring their MULLET haircuts whilst others were PERCHed on seats admiring the sun…

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Riviera HHH , Pre-Xmas Party Hash, December 1st.

Hashers met in a pubic carpark as usual. The special event was celebrated by pre-run drinks of G & T, Prosecco & Aperol, under a warm Riviera sunshine/blue sky, as the group accumulated, kissing and shaking hands (or other parts). Meeting was 14:00 for a 14:30 start, most of the expected people arrived before kickoff….

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R*n Report 888 – Halloween happenings in Bussana

  Halloween. Images of spooky old ruins on a hill amid a storm. Scary apparitions and stories of death and destruction. Welcome to Contessa and Pedo’s Halloween hash. Contessa had promised ghostly goings on with a beer stop at the house of Colin, apparently the local mayor but unfortunately ill on our day of visit….

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R*n Report 887 – Tie a rainbow of ribbons Round the Old Gendarme

Hares; Farty Bum with technical assistance, (Climbing specialists.)  Mad Max and Confusion. Location; Villeneuve Loubet Scribe; Laura Norder   Which one of the following statements is true? The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are not usually true. William Shakespeare. The problem with my run reports is they contain too much truth….