R*n Report 894 – Making R*n Reports Great Again

It was the promise of pre-ordered FISH n’chips that lured 4 Oslo Hashers to join Riviera run 893. On our arrival, a SHOAL of 25-30 Hashers were FLOUNDERing around at the CARPark at the end of the bloody big bridge. Some were admiring their MULLET haircuts whilst others were PERCHed on seats admiring the sun…

Lonely Associates to the rescue La Hash-Ronde Des Collines Nicoises Nothing was said of course, but you could feel the disappointment over the internet. No one was blamed but we’d missed the deadline!! Training regimes were being hatched, imaginations buzzing for outfits, taste buds reminiscing those muscular Bellet wines, but to no avail! Les authorities…

When the RA asked me if I would write the run report I hesitated at first as I have been a bit out of practice with literary efforts and, like a good trail, the run report does demand the application of the 7 Ps- though we haven’t been seeing much of them lately. But I…

Run No. 851 Location; Villefranche sur Mer Hares; Cums Quicker and Perpetual Motion Scribe; Anne Chovey   A King, Two Queens, Two Knaves and a pack.   What is there not to like? Hot sunny day, semi naked people on the beach, convivial group of like minded pervs. and another shitty day in Paradise.  …

In the summer the British press being hard pressed for real news stories would resort to their imagination to fill up the space; so here goes… The Lord Brougham 150th Anniversary RH3 #883 run 883 is a  prime number so we should have expected something exceptional and a most unusual  hash was forthcoming. Our Hares…

Hare; Iron Lady. Location: La Napoule Scribe; Percy Veere Not long to go now………………… Maybe that is why our Religious Adviser and his deputy were not in attendance. They have jumped ship in advance of the Brexit. However, Padre stayed behind administer proceedings in his usual, ineffable, calm manner and  asked if anyone wanted to stand…