R*n Report 894 – Making R*n Reports Great Again

Sadist Organises Super Perambulation Exercise with Lonely SOSPEL Sunday, May 6 Seven o’clock is when the alarm went off on a Sunday for Heaven’s Sake!  I really should do my tax return, but must do the HASH first! Stranded   was ‘Sex Club’ who seriously missed the train, so ‘Iron Lady’ met only ‘No Satisfaction’ on…

…I may have mentioned it once but I think I got away with it…. The Wolf The start of this Hash was all whispers about a wolf. Now, I thought people were talking about ‘the Wolf’, a german Hasher of repute who visited us at the Porquerolles many beers ago and then passed away on…

I don’t know about you, but I find that my hangovers are far less severe as I age. Against this, getting up to run a third hash in three days after partying the night before is getting much harder. Which reminds me of something else that is harder to get harder with age, as recounted…

St Patrick’s Day run, hared by Supermarket Trolley and Farty Bum A quick Irish joke to start. Well I am assuming it is Irish only because the name is Paddy……………………………..other Jokes are available. Paddy was arrested and sent for trial for armed bank robbery. After due deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, ‘Not…

RHHH R*n 857 – An ode to Pissoles Who needs running, let alone hashing when you can eat Italian food all day?   In a break with tradition from the previous year’s away weekend, Duchess at least had the grace to force feed the hash after the run and not beforehand. However, in compensation, he believed…

When the RA asked me if I would write the run report I hesitated at first as I have been a bit out of practice with literary efforts and, like a good trail, the run report does demand the application of the 7 Ps- though we haven’t been seeing much of them lately. But I…