R*n Report 894 – Making R*n Reports Great Again

RHHH R*n 856 -The Tale of the Lost Scribe… Apart for a few early birds the reunion party started that Friday evening. People with familiar smiles but unremembered hash names arrived in throngs. Many from Switzerland, some from Ireland, newcomers from England, came to swell the Riviera flock. It wasn’t just seasonal migration; rather an…

…..and in the case of Padre’s backside, may never want to see again By R.C. Lout The RA has been on fine form recently, at least in terms of the weather. A glorious April Sunday greeted us in St Raphael, with promises of many swim spots. And many unexpected delights, this being brought to us…

Hares; Farty Bum with technical assistance, (Climbing specialists.)  Mad Max and Confusion. Location; Villeneuve Loubet Scribe; Laura Norder   Which one of the following statements is true? The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are not usually true. William Shakespeare. The problem with my run reports is they contain too much truth….

Hashers met in a pubic carpark as usual. The special event was celebrated by pre-run drinks of G & T, Prosecco & Aperol, under a warm Riviera sunshine/blue sky, as the group accumulated, kissing and shaking hands (or other parts). Meeting was 14:00 for a 14:30 start, most of the expected people arrived before kickoff….

It was the promise of pre-ordered FISH n’chips that lured 4 Oslo Hashers to join Riviera run 893. On our arrival, a SHOAL of 25-30 Hashers were FLOUNDERing around at the CARPark at the end of the bloody big bridge. Some were admiring their MULLET haircuts whilst others were PERCHed on seats admiring the sun…

Run No. 851 Location; Villefranche sur Mer Hares; Cums Quicker and Perpetual Motion Scribe; Anne Chovey   A King, Two Queens, Two Knaves and a pack.   What is there not to like? Hot sunny day, semi naked people on the beach, convivial group of like minded pervs. and another shitty day in Paradise.  …