R*n Report 894 – Making R*n Reports Great Again

Following on with this theme here is the report for run number 863 Hare; Perpetual Motion and a few P’s……… Location; Lake Cassien Scribe; Lou Smorrals Nobody knew what happened so I have made up some shit.     Here follows a true report of the last Hash. Only the facts have been changed to…

When the RA asked me if I would write the run report I hesitated at first as I have been a bit out of practice with literary efforts and, like a good trail, the run report does demand the application of the 7 Ps- though we haven’t been seeing much of them lately. But I…

Walkers Reportv3 – Contessa -LE MUY 24 March 2019 Run report 902

St Patrick’s Day run, hared by Supermarket Trolley and Farty Bum A quick Irish joke to start. Well I am assuming it is Irish only because the name is Paddy……………………………..other Jokes are available. Paddy was arrested and sent for trial for armed bank robbery. After due deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, ‘Not…

Tight Wad and Buns build up an appetite for their OnOn Last time I wrote a run report, Sadist had also decided to knock one off, meaning that you lucky readers were able to get 2 for the price of 1. Well, you got Sadist’s fine oeuvre and also my drivel as the special “bargain basement post-Christmas” one thrown…

Cagnes Y Lacey ride again Crisis, what crisis? A hole in the diary (no, not a**hole in the diary) was valiantly filled by our very own Canadian Mountie Farty Bum. To the rescue again, hurrah! Once Farty Bum had taken the initiative, hashers were queuing up to help her and it fell to Lonely, fresh…