R*n Report 894 – Making R*n Reports Great Again

RHHH R*n 857 – An ode to Pissoles Who needs running, let alone hashing when you can eat Italian food all day?   In a break with tradition from the previous year’s away weekend, Duchess at least had the grace to force feed the hash after the run and not beforehand. However, in compensation, he believed…

Following on with this theme here is the report for run number 863 Hare; Perpetual Motion and a few P’s……… Location; Lake Cassien Scribe; Lou Smorrals Nobody knew what happened so I have made up some shit.     Here follows a true report of the last Hash. Only the facts have been changed to…

Two for the price of one. This is the short version which details what the L.W.B. get up to……… The walkers gathered together in one of the forest parking areas with at least one notable exception. Where was Farty Bum? Who else failed to find the start point? Will we ever know? The confusion  maybe…

Hares; Farty Bum with technical assistance, (Climbing specialists.)  Mad Max and Confusion. Location; Villeneuve Loubet Scribe; Laura Norder   Which one of the following statements is true? The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are not usually true. William Shakespeare. The problem with my run reports is they contain too much truth….

  Halloween. Images of spooky old ruins on a hill amid a storm. Scary apparitions and stories of death and destruction. Welcome to Contessa and Pedo’s Halloween hash. Contessa had promised ghostly goings on with a beer stop at the house of Colin, apparently the local mayor but unfortunately ill on our day of visit….

Tight Wad and Buns build up an appetite for their OnOn Last time I wrote a run report, Sadist had also decided to knock one off, meaning that you lucky readers were able to get 2 for the price of 1. Well, you got Sadist’s fine oeuvre and also my drivel as the special “bargain basement post-Christmas” one thrown…