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30th Anniversary : Friday R*n Report

When the RA asked me if I would write the run report I hesitated at first as I have been a bit out of practice with literary efforts and, like a good trail, the run report does demand the application of the 7 Ps- though we haven’t been seeing much of them lately. But I…

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Run Report – 863

Following on with this theme here is the report for run number 863 Hare; Perpetual Motion and a few P’s……… Location; Lake Cassien Scribe; Lou Smorrals Nobody knew what happened so I have made up some shit.     Here follows a true report of the last Hash. Only the facts have been changed to…

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I'll Bang'er Again – R*n 856 Recovery Run

Hares; The Duchess of Cambridge and Lonely Location; Laigueglia, Italy Date; Sunday 1st. October 2017 The Only Way is Up    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtKADQnjQmc     Just wish it was this simple. The wonderful weekend continues with the R.A. ensuring just enough cloud cover to ensure ideal running weather.  Just how many will actually run though ? Or…

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I'll bang'er Again – A Dogs Tail

RHHH R*n 858 – A Tall-ish Tale   It was the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria all over again. I was sailing to the new world, from the land of the Crêpe to the land of the Grappa. A sea change: The Gulf of Genoa. The new world where our breath slowed, ending the…

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I'll bang'er Again – Saturday

RHHH R*n 857 – An ode to Pissoles Who needs running, let alone hashing when you can eat Italian food all day?   In a break with tradition from the previous year’s away weekend, Duchess at least had the grace to force feed the hash after the run and not beforehand. However, in compensation, he believed…

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I'll bang'er Again – Friday Evening

RHHH R*n 856 -The Tale of the Lost Scribe… Apart for a few early birds the reunion party started that Friday evening. People with familiar smiles but unremembered hash names arrived in throngs. Many from Switzerland, some from Ireland, newcomers from England, came to swell the Riviera flock. It wasn’t just seasonal migration; rather an…

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Run No. 851 – A King, Two Queens, Two Knaves and a pack.

Run No. 851 Location; Villefranche sur Mer Hares; Cums Quicker and Perpetual Motion Scribe; Anne Chovey   A King, Two Queens, Two Knaves and a pack.   What is there not to like? Hot sunny day, semi naked people on the beach, convivial group of like minded pervs. and another shitty day in Paradise.  …

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Run Report 852 – 10/9/2017

A Doggone Shame The French Riviera 2017. One of the hottest summers ever and certainly one of the driest. Politicians are fighting over climate change and how to react to it but none have an idea how to solve the drought. This is because politicians are not hashers and have never heard of Jobsworth the…

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Albenga Weekend 2016 Run Report 2

  This includes FartyBum’s seven pages of explanation how she got lost… Click here to Download Brought to you by our beer sponsor….

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Lonely Associates to the rescue La Hash-Ronde Des Collines Nicoises Nothing was said of course, but you could feel the disappointment over the internet. No one was blamed but we’d missed the deadline!! Training regimes were being hatched, imaginations buzzing for outfits, taste buds reminiscing those muscular Bellet wines, but to no avail! Les authorities…