Run report 1st July

It was the promise of pre-ordered FISH n’chips that lured 4 Oslo Hashers to join Riviera run 893. On our arrival, a SHOAL of 25-30 Hashers were FLOUNDERing around at the CARPark at the end of the bloody big bridge. Some were admiring their MULLET haircuts whilst others were PERCHed on seats admiring the sun…

RHHH R*n 858 – A Tall-ish Tale   It was the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria all over again. I was sailing to the new world, from the land of the Crêpe to the land of the Grappa. A sea change: The Gulf of Genoa. The new world where our breath slowed, ending the…

Hares; Farty Bum with technical assistance, (Climbing specialists.)  Mad Max and Confusion. Location; Villeneuve Loubet Scribe; Laura Norder   Which one of the following statements is true? The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are not usually true. William Shakespeare. The problem with my run reports is they contain too much truth….

A Doggone Shame The French Riviera 2017. One of the hottest summers ever and certainly one of the driest. Politicians are fighting over climate change and how to react to it but none have an idea how to solve the drought. This is because politicians are not hashers and have never heard of Jobsworth the…

St Patrick’s Day run, hared by Supermarket Trolley and Farty Bum A quick Irish joke to start. Well I am assuming it is Irish only because the name is Paddy……………………………..other Jokes are available. Paddy was arrested and sent for trial for armed bank robbery. After due deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, ‘Not…

Hashers met in a pubic carpark as usual. The special event was celebrated by pre-run drinks of G & T, Prosecco & Aperol, under a warm Riviera sunshine/blue sky, as the group accumulated, kissing and shaking hands (or other parts). Meeting was 14:00 for a 14:30 start, most of the expected people arrived before kickoff….