Run report 1st July

I don’t know about you, but I find that my hangovers are far less severe as I age. Against this, getting up to run a third hash in three days after partying the night before is getting much harder. Which reminds me of something else that is harder to get harder with age, as recounted…

Hares; Farty Bum with technical assistance, (Climbing specialists.)  Mad Max and Confusion. Location; Villeneuve Loubet Scribe; Laura Norder   Which one of the following statements is true? The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are not usually true. William Shakespeare. The problem with my run reports is they contain too much truth….

…..and in the case of Padre’s backside, may never want to see again By R.C. Lout The RA has been on fine form recently, at least in terms of the weather. A glorious April Sunday greeted us in St Raphael, with promises of many swim spots. And many unexpected delights, this being brought to us…

Hare; Iron Lady. Location: La Napoule Scribe; Percy Veere Not long to go now………………… Maybe that is why our Religious Adviser and his deputy were not in attendance. They have jumped ship in advance of the Brexit. However, Padre stayed behind administer proceedings in his usual, ineffable, calm manner and  asked if anyone wanted to stand…

Run No. 851 Location; Villefranche sur Mer Hares; Cums Quicker and Perpetual Motion Scribe; Anne Chovey   A King, Two Queens, Two Knaves and a pack.   What is there not to like? Hot sunny day, semi naked people on the beach, convivial group of like minded pervs. and another shitty day in Paradise.  …

It was the promise of pre-ordered FISH n’chips that lured 4 Oslo Hashers to join Riviera run 893. On our arrival, a SHOAL of 25-30 Hashers were FLOUNDERing around at the CARPark at the end of the bloody big bridge. Some were admiring their MULLET haircuts whilst others were PERCHed on seats admiring the sun…